me against the system

my friend changed their date for the wedding. today i have to go and change AGAIN the holiday dates. in our business we rely on a system which books us on clients months, even years in advance. this means there is no roomn for spontaneity. this is my biggest loss since joining this rat race!
so, my plan is to wear really cool clothes (day off), probably show a bit of my pubic chest hair. then il come in, with a nice biug doughnut, (everyone likes those jam filled doughnuts especially when you stare through the deep depths of a computer screen). then il give her my puppy dog eyes, and sigh. she will know i need a favour now. she will know that i have no choice but to ask the question. she will understand that this is the last favour i will ever ask her. please please please can i change the date for my holiday? please can you change my bookings. please can i not do any work for three months. please can i run around in white boxers around the whole office shouting "i wana go on a summer holiday", or something like that. no need for white boxers. iv already started you on a bad road to imagniation of me and pubic chest hair!! i dont have it