too good to be true
FHM, Maxim, Heat…and then the crème de la crème, the monthly CA magazine (for those one step ahead of the game!)
Anyone who is anyone and has a fair idea of the main theme of my blog will know that I write endless passionate statements about my current profession. If there is to be anyone who would leak these statements to the press once I become famous for being the mastermind of another Enron , I would be grateful for their intervention.
On my bedroom desk, amongst a cluster of staples, glue, and science kit and a sorry excuse for an apple pie (more like sewage disposal), I have the latest edition of the Chartered Accountant magazine. Still in its pristine condition, and covered in wrapping to protect it from those harsh unnatural forces that seek to destroy it. The gripping headlines…
“ People who count - The Finance directors Whos who 2006”
“What it takes to achieve the paperless office”
“Outsource client work to the far east…the facts!”
For what absurd reason have I not even started reading yet? The sweat dripping down my face, my hands trembling. Who is the THE finance director? Sure, I have met many a good director in my time, but what makes a good finance director? Is it the element of appearance? Are results correlated to the shiny bald patch on their heads? How many sharp pencils do they have? And do they, I shudder, do they have the automatic electronic pencil sharpener. No finance director should be without one! Surely these men, are indeed the heroes of our world. Those that make sure every number has a meaning, and a place…on a balance sheet. They work night and day to make sure that one number on the left dos indeed equal another on the right…How on earth have I been so stupid to criticise my profession when I have now seen the truth.
The paperless office? Another invention that indeed surpasses that of the electricity, the aeroplane and many more. Now we will have an office with, wait for it….no paper! We do not write , we type…we do not scribble, we think…we don’t have paper, we don’t have pencils, oh my god, we don’t have the electronic sharpener. This is so efficient it surely is the answer to poverty and global warming. If only more of us were as devoted to the promotion of the paperless office we will surely be winning the race to promote mankind.
There you have it. I would comment on the wonders of the magazine in more detail but im sure you just want to go to your local newsagent and ask for the Chartered Accounted latest edition yourself! Enjoy!
Anyone who is anyone and has a fair idea of the main theme of my blog will know that I write endless passionate statements about my current profession. If there is to be anyone who would leak these statements to the press once I become famous for being the mastermind of another Enron , I would be grateful for their intervention.
On my bedroom desk, amongst a cluster of staples, glue, and science kit and a sorry excuse for an apple pie (more like sewage disposal), I have the latest edition of the Chartered Accountant magazine. Still in its pristine condition, and covered in wrapping to protect it from those harsh unnatural forces that seek to destroy it. The gripping headlines…
“ People who count - The Finance directors Whos who 2006”
“What it takes to achieve the paperless office”
“Outsource client work to the far east…the facts!”
For what absurd reason have I not even started reading yet? The sweat dripping down my face, my hands trembling. Who is the THE finance director? Sure, I have met many a good director in my time, but what makes a good finance director? Is it the element of appearance? Are results correlated to the shiny bald patch on their heads? How many sharp pencils do they have? And do they, I shudder, do they have the automatic electronic pencil sharpener. No finance director should be without one! Surely these men, are indeed the heroes of our world. Those that make sure every number has a meaning, and a place…on a balance sheet. They work night and day to make sure that one number on the left dos indeed equal another on the right…How on earth have I been so stupid to criticise my profession when I have now seen the truth.
The paperless office? Another invention that indeed surpasses that of the electricity, the aeroplane and many more. Now we will have an office with, wait for it….no paper! We do not write , we type…we do not scribble, we think…we don’t have paper, we don’t have pencils, oh my god, we don’t have the electronic sharpener. This is so efficient it surely is the answer to poverty and global warming. If only more of us were as devoted to the promotion of the paperless office we will surely be winning the race to promote mankind.
There you have it. I would comment on the wonders of the magazine in more detail but im sure you just want to go to your local newsagent and ask for the Chartered Accounted latest edition yourself! Enjoy!
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